Story of my life bro.

Nerdfighter Dictionary:

  • Nerdfighter: A person who instead of being made out of bones and skins and tissue is made entirely of awesome.
  • Worldsuck: The amount of suck in the world.
  • DFTBA: An initialism that stands for Don't Forget To Be Awesome
  • Puppy Sized Elephants: Having the evolutionary advantage of being adorable.
  • Stuff on Heads: Putting stuff on your head to make you feel better about life
  • Nerdfighter Gathering: When Nerdfighters gather, which may or may not include Hank and John.
  • French the Llama: Something John is trying to make into a thing basically, where people say "French the Llama that whale is big!" ect, ect.
  • Puff Levels: The level of puff in John's hair, that gets higher as he gets more stressed out.
  • Decepticon: Opposite of a Nerdfighter.
  • Giant Squid of Anger: Basically, a Youtube Troll
  • Tiny Chicken Disease: A disease that happens when tiny chickens lay eggs in your head and all of it goos out of you nose. (A common cold)
  • Secret Siblings: Anyone that makes video responses to Vlogbrother videos.
  • Notsome: Opposite of awesome. (Also fail puppy, and the fail boat.)
  • In your pants: A phenomenon discovered by Maureen Johnson in which if, when you add "in your pants" to the end of a book title it becomes much funnier.
  • The Yeti: John's wife
  • The Katherine: Hank's wife.
  • Nerdfighter introductory playlist: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL747F0A378BC181C7&feature=plcp <--- here
  • i wish my family would memorize tis so they know what I'm talking about
story of my life

BACON!

Bacon by Jake Samet

I sleep soundly

With the salty

meaty

tastes of bacon

just out of my grasp

taunting me

with their deliciousness

I wake up

on a Saturday morning

with the smell of bacon

creeping into my nostrils

filling them

with the scent

of pure joy.

I bolt

out of bed

and downstairs

to see a platter

filled to the brim

with bacon

I begin to devour

the plate of absolute perfection

and I feel

as if nothing

bad in the world

could end this bliss

until something does

the bacon is all gone

little-nerdfighter-things:

potterwhovian:

Nice glasses, Hank.

Even back then John had ‘the puff’
lunafied:

Hi.

cutest dang thing i ever done gone saw
little-nerdfighter-things:

This.

chicken nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit!

— TOBUSCUS

EVERY DAY I’M SHUFFLING

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