Nerdfighter Dictionary:
- Nerdfighter: A person who instead of being made out of bones and skins and tissue is made entirely of awesome.
- Worldsuck: The amount of suck in the world.
- DFTBA: An initialism that stands for Don't Forget To Be Awesome
- Puppy Sized Elephants: Having the evolutionary advantage of being adorable.
- Stuff on Heads: Putting stuff on your head to make you feel better about life
- Nerdfighter Gathering: When Nerdfighters gather, which may or may not include Hank and John.
- French the Llama: Something John is trying to make into a thing basically, where people say "French the Llama that whale is big!" ect, ect.
- Puff Levels: The level of puff in John's hair, that gets higher as he gets more stressed out.
- Decepticon: Opposite of a Nerdfighter.
- Giant Squid of Anger: Basically, a Youtube Troll
- Tiny Chicken Disease: A disease that happens when tiny chickens lay eggs in your head and all of it goos out of you nose. (A common cold)
- Secret Siblings: Anyone that makes video responses to Vlogbrother videos.
- Notsome: Opposite of awesome. (Also fail puppy, and the fail boat.)
- In your pants: A phenomenon discovered by Maureen Johnson in which if, when you add "in your pants" to the end of a book title it becomes much funnier.
- The Yeti: John's wife
- The Katherine: Hank's wife.
- Nerdfighter introductory playlist: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL747F0A378BC181C7&feature=plcp <--- here
- i wish my family would memorize tis so they know what I'm talking about
BACON!
Bacon by Jake Samet
I sleep soundly
With the salty
meaty
tastes of bacon
just out of my grasp
taunting me
with their deliciousness
I wake up
on a Saturday morning
with the smell of bacon
creeping into my nostrils
filling them
with the scent
of pure joy.
I bolt
out of bed
and downstairs
to see a platter
filled to the brim
with bacon
I begin to devour
the plate of absolute perfection
and I feel
as if nothing
bad in the world
could end this bliss
until something does
the bacon is all gone
chicken nugget, biscuit, nugget in a biscuit!
— TOBUSCUS



